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not-allis-fiction:

digi-bishounen:

“Oh, I noticed! They seem to be doing better than I did~” [/sighs] “Well, no worries, I’m here to protect you~!” [/superhero pose]

[ He shrugs ]  ”…” [ He stares at the other for the time ] ” …And I’m glad to hear that. “ 

“Haha, I’ll make sure they won’t touch you~” [/very subtle eye twitch because hey she’s yandere why not]

not-allis-fiction:

digi-bishounen:

“Well, I’ve got one more and then I’m done so I suppose I’ll say it now.” [/clears throat before bowing] “Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?” [/looks up and winks before laughing lightly] “Alright, now that I’m done, let’s see to this other person?”

“Ah…” So this was  all a lie or? Dear, he was awfully confused. ” … Und ja, mm , that we should. “ 

“Alright, off we go then!” [/laughs and links her arm with his]

Going to a friends house

Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?

“Uuggaahh…”

psychic-alchemist:

digi-bishounen:

With such a fierce determination, Dian fumbled nervously to call Whynn, dialing her number as fast as humanely possible. “Whynn! Whynn! You need to come over right now or I need to go over to your place, I don’t want to be alone tonight. I watched scary videos again and I need a cuddle buddy for like the next few weeks until I build a resistance. Don’t leave me alone… I love you, I don’t want to dieee…”

Whynn yawned as she had previously flopped on her bed, and heard her phone vibrate. She groaned as she realized it was on the table across the room from her, and crawled up and off before she headed over to grab it. She listened to the familiar transformation song from Senki Zesshou Symphogear, and let it ring for a bit just so she could listen to it before she finally picked up, “Hell—” she was cut off by Dian’s hurried speech. “Erm… please, slow down a bit…” she grumbled drowsily.

“Come over hereeee, I’m scaaaared!” Dian begged, now on the verge of grossly sobbing in fear as he hugged his knees close to his chest and rocked back and forth. “I saw something scary and I can’t be aloneeee…” He whined into the phone.

not-allis-fiction:

“It’s fine. “ 

[ He shakes his head, as he rustles her head ]

“It’s just that I’m rather flustered of what’s being said to me by the other  person…”

[ /clears throat ] 

“Well, I’ve got one more and then I’m done so I suppose I’ll say it now.” [/clears throat before bowing] “Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?” [/looks up and winks before laughing lightly] “Alright, now that I’m done, let’s see to this other person?”

not-allis-fiction:

digi-bishounen:

not-allis-fiction:

“I think I may just slink back into my well and weep. “ 

“Am I not good at flirting?”

“N-Nein, it isn’t that.”

[ /sigh ]

“It’s just that um.. ”

[ suggests to the ‘anon’ hiding within the shadows ]

” The ‘Anon’ has been saying many odd things to me.” 

“Oh, I noticed! They seem to be doing better than I did~” [/sighs] “Well, no worries, I’m here to protect you~!” [/superhero pose]

oohmygorgeousarizona:

laynestaleysmanpurse:

piercingsanddelilah:

This theory says that there is more behind Nickelodeon’s Rugrats besides being a cute show for little kids to watch. In fact, some people are saying that the show has this whole psychological meaning behind it centering around Angelica having a psychotic break at the age of 3 after having too many traumatic accidents happen in her family at such a young age.

  • All of the rugrats are a figment of Angelica’s imagination. Now that’s not so horrible by itself, but then we learn why Angelica made them up.
  • Chuckie died with his mother in childbirth. This is why his dad is always so worried about him in the show.
  • Tommy was stillborn, making his dad have some kind of break and sit in the basement to make toys for the son he was supposed to have.
  • The DeVilles had an abortion. Angelica never found out if the baby was supposed to be a boy or a girl so she decided to make it twins. Then, she gave them matching names and personas because there probably would have been only one child if there was no abortion.
  • The reason behind these delusions have been blamed on Angelica’s nonexistent relationship with her mother and her manipulative one with her father. Thus, Angelica had no one to turn to when she needed help dealing with the babies’ deaths and resorted to making up the lives they should have lived.

In All Grown Up, Angelica is a bipolar schizophrenic addicted to narcotics and heroin because they help her keep her delusions alive. At this point, we learn that Angelica’s biological mom died from a heroin overdose and Angelica’s disease because she’s a crack baby. Her real mom’s name was Cynthia, hence her doll’s name. The woman from “Rugrats” who was Angelica’s mother is really her gold-digging step-mom who Angelica idolized.

When “All Grown Up” was canceled, Angelica died of an overdose just like her mother.

Dil is the only baby who isn’t fictional. However, Angelica never accepted him as being real and accidentally hit him too hard while trying to make him go away once, resulting in brain damage. This is why he’s such an odd child in “All Grown Up.”

Suzie was actually Angelica’s friend. The theory says that she grew up to become a psychologist and joined the Nickelodeon team to invent the “Rugrats” TV show, finally explaining the origin of the theory.

This is the most terrifying thing I have read in my twenty years of being alive. Because this show was basically my childhood and I feel like someone just ran me over. 

NOT THIS AGAIN

not-allis-fiction:

[/runs over and kisses him actually this time before laughing and running away] “YOLO!”

“M-Märchen, you okay!? I’m sorry! But come on, I mean, yolo! At least for me, you’re a zombie and all so…” [/sighs and hugs him, nuzzling her face into his chest] “Sorry…”

not-allis-fiction:

“I think I may just slink back into my well and weep. “ 

“Am I not good at flirting?”

“WHOA WHOA WHOA.”

“I am the only one who can awkwardly seduce the well zombie. Who is this person, I do not like this.”